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You may think that my lipstick is smeared but that is just my cold sore

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Oliver has a dog named Higgins he’s so cute I love him.. Oliver’s mom smells like Burberry

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Oliver’s mom just told us that like 20 people are coming over for dinner tomorrow I’m bouta have a heart attack

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we r at Bjs and our waiter keeps abbreviating everything like “Avo rolls” and I ordered the Asian chopped salad and she said “Ok Asian”

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Oliver’s mom just said quinoa looks like larvae. Maybe that’s why I love that shit

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